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Thursday, September 11, 2014
Secrets To Getting Things For FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Secrets To Getting Things For FREE (Or Almost FREE!)
Ways To Get FREE Things Without Paying More Than You Have To
Secrets To Getting FREE Services
Secrets To Getting FREE Stuff In The Mail
By Ashley Lenartson
101. Buy One, Get One FREE
100. Buy the 1st object for Regular Price, get the 2nd one for a Penny!
99. Take Advantage of FREE SERVICES offered and read the fine print before taking advantage of the FREE OFFER...Ex. A free web site, a free test drive on a car, a free BJ, a free cup of joe (coffee), a free lunch, etc.
98. If someone offers to buy you a meal or pay for your breakfast, lunch or dinner or anything else, then by all means, don't refuse. Offer to pay for the next meal, the next time you get together with your friend or when you see the person who gave you a FREE MEAL!
97. Take advantage of FREE Catalog OFFERS. They are yours for the asking/taking.
96. When calling a corporation, a business, a friend or a business associate find out if it is possible to call using an 800#.
95. When in doubt or out of cash and you need to make an important telephone call, use 1-800-COLLECT, 1-800-CALL-ATT or any other phone service you can get your hands on legally.
94. Instead of calling the person personally have them call you at a convenient time for the both of you.
93. Instead of calling a friend or a business associate, e-mail them for FREE.
92. Buy Now...Pay Later (Do this ONLY! for a product(s) and services you need right now in order to set up a business or to save your life literally! Otherwise, USE CAUTION!
91. When ordering identical objects from similar ads, order the product which gives you the FREE information package, the free bonus, the free gifts for trying that product out, etc. etc. If after you have gotten your FREE GIFT you don't like or want it, give it away!
90. Order the product or service you need through the mail without paying for it right away. (Remember that any bill you incur through mail order service will go to a Collection Agency sooner or later IF you don't pay your bill on time and work towards ruining your credit. Remember, the most important thing in life for some people IS Their Credit Report!
89. If you see an ad in mail order catalogs you receive and it says, "FREE Details" there may be a catch but it never hurts to order the FREE INFORMATION and to find out what the catch is...How To Books or information you are ordering is being offered before you buy. It's called being able to view the information before you buy what it is you are needing/wanting/looking for...(this is a really Bad Idea unless you decide to commit your self to what it is that you really want.)
88. If someone, some group or some organization offers you a FREE Consultation, by all means take the FREE Advice...Then you pay $100.00 an hour thereafter or what the cost of a Consultation is the person or group is paying!!!
87. If someone offers you a FREE RIDE somewhere, take it. If you can't afford to go somewhere as a friend, a relative or a business associate ask them to give you a FREE RIDE. You never know what you can get until you ask for what you want. The old Proverb, "Ask And Ye Shall Receive" is so true but be careful for what you ask for, because you just might get what you want...
86. If you are a computer nerd, geek, freak or person, you can get on-line without a monthly or even an hourly fee/charge especially if you, a friend, a relative or someone you don't know does not own a computer or a modem. How? At local libraries (Present ID & Sign In), schools and universities (call or visit them and ask them about their public use policies, your work place (place of employment), friends or relatives, etc. etc. You can also try getting on-line through an online provider for 7 to 30 days, FREE, and then switch to another service and keep on doing this Ad Infinitum!
85. When Advertising a service or production in a publication, take adavntage of 2 months FREE Advertising any size classified or display ad. Ex. 4 full months of advertising for the price of 2.
84. If you see something along side of the road which has been abandoned or which is being thrown out as garbage, grab it before the next person does as it won't be there when you get back from wherever it is that you are going.
83. When buying food condiments or sundry items at your local grocery store, drugstore, department store or wherever it is that you buy things at, take advantage of 25% more FREE.
82. When buying things, take advantage of a rebate slip or a coupon which will give you a partial or a full amount of money back on the purchase price of your product.
81. When buying products buy the products which give you free things attached to the product, like a free beannie baby with a pair of jeans, 2 extra bars of soap with the purchase of 4 bars, buy 2 get 1 FREE, etc. Whatever the bargain is, buy it IF you know you will use it...
80. Take advantage of FREE information by calling a toll free number or by sending away for the free information or details.
79. Take advantage of FREE Advertising in publications which offer FREE Advertising.
78. When ordering products through the mail, take advantage of FREE Postage and handling or Free Shipping & Handling.
77. If someone, some business or some group offers you a FREE brochure on a FREE SERVICE that can save you 1000's of dollars on your home mortgage, by all means, send your name and address for the free information.
76. If someone offers to send you FREE MLM (mail order and marketing leads) with quality names, addresses and phone numbers, then by all means, send you name and address and a #10 S.A.S.E. (Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope)
75. Get paid to give away free pagers. (programming fee required, of course!)
74. If you want to get a FREE CREDIT REPORT and cannot afford one for $3.00 or you don't want to pay for the FREE CREDIT REPORT (because you don't think its important), then send away for a Credit Card and when you get turned down or denied for whatever reason is printed on the denial letter, read the back of your denial letter and find the name and address for the credit agency which denied you the credit card and send them a letter within 30 days requesting a copy of your credit history and it will be free of charge.
73. If you see an ad in the newspaper which says, "FREE 10 Minute Rolling Stone Phone Card," send the coupon in w/ your name, address and phone number and you'll get 10 minutes w/ FREE CALLING anytime and anywhere in the world!
72. Look for dealers whos names are on FREE mailing lists in publications like "Jackpot Magazine" and add those names to your mailing list by sending those people and companies free materials, publications, information, money-making plans and free offers.
71. Add you name to a FREE Mailing List which is mailed FREE to dealers who need new fresh names. These dealers will add you name to their mailing list and snd you free dealership offers, free print and mail offers, free ne program information, free: the most recent ad sheets, the latest multi-level plans, new mail-order ideas and plans, the latest money-making offers, mail order publications and magazines, free mail order and marketing information techniques, etc. etc. By getting your self listed, you'll be able to gain the knowledge you need in order to succeed in your own mail order business.
Ways To Get FREE Things Without Paying More Than You Have To
Secrets To Getting FREE Services
Secrets To Getting FREE Stuff In The Mail
By Ashley Lenartson
101. Buy One, Get One FREE
100. Buy the 1st object for Regular Price, get the 2nd one for a Penny!
99. Take Advantage of FREE SERVICES offered and read the fine print before taking advantage of the FREE OFFER...Ex. A free web site, a free test drive on a car, a free BJ, a free cup of joe (coffee), a free lunch, etc.
98. If someone offers to buy you a meal or pay for your breakfast, lunch or dinner or anything else, then by all means, don't refuse. Offer to pay for the next meal, the next time you get together with your friend or when you see the person who gave you a FREE MEAL!
97. Take advantage of FREE Catalog OFFERS. They are yours for the asking/taking.
96. When calling a corporation, a business, a friend or a business associate find out if it is possible to call using an 800#.
95. When in doubt or out of cash and you need to make an important telephone call, use 1-800-COLLECT, 1-800-CALL-ATT or any other phone service you can get your hands on legally.
94. Instead of calling the person personally have them call you at a convenient time for the both of you.
93. Instead of calling a friend or a business associate, e-mail them for FREE.
92. Buy Now...Pay Later (Do this ONLY! for a product(s) and services you need right now in order to set up a business or to save your life literally! Otherwise, USE CAUTION!
91. When ordering identical objects from similar ads, order the product which gives you the FREE information package, the free bonus, the free gifts for trying that product out, etc. etc. If after you have gotten your FREE GIFT you don't like or want it, give it away!
90. Order the product or service you need through the mail without paying for it right away. (Remember that any bill you incur through mail order service will go to a Collection Agency sooner or later IF you don't pay your bill on time and work towards ruining your credit. Remember, the most important thing in life for some people IS Their Credit Report!
89. If you see an ad in mail order catalogs you receive and it says, "FREE Details" there may be a catch but it never hurts to order the FREE INFORMATION and to find out what the catch is...How To Books or information you are ordering is being offered before you buy. It's called being able to view the information before you buy what it is you are needing/wanting/looking for...(this is a really Bad Idea unless you decide to commit your self to what it is that you really want.)
88. If someone, some group or some organization offers you a FREE Consultation, by all means take the FREE Advice...Then you pay $100.00 an hour thereafter or what the cost of a Consultation is the person or group is paying!!!
87. If someone offers you a FREE RIDE somewhere, take it. If you can't afford to go somewhere as a friend, a relative or a business associate ask them to give you a FREE RIDE. You never know what you can get until you ask for what you want. The old Proverb, "Ask And Ye Shall Receive" is so true but be careful for what you ask for, because you just might get what you want...
86. If you are a computer nerd, geek, freak or person, you can get on-line without a monthly or even an hourly fee/charge especially if you, a friend, a relative or someone you don't know does not own a computer or a modem. How? At local libraries (Present ID & Sign In), schools and universities (call or visit them and ask them about their public use policies, your work place (place of employment), friends or relatives, etc. etc. You can also try getting on-line through an online provider for 7 to 30 days, FREE, and then switch to another service and keep on doing this Ad Infinitum!
85. When Advertising a service or production in a publication, take adavntage of 2 months FREE Advertising any size classified or display ad. Ex. 4 full months of advertising for the price of 2.
84. If you see something along side of the road which has been abandoned or which is being thrown out as garbage, grab it before the next person does as it won't be there when you get back from wherever it is that you are going.
83. When buying food condiments or sundry items at your local grocery store, drugstore, department store or wherever it is that you buy things at, take advantage of 25% more FREE.
82. When buying things, take advantage of a rebate slip or a coupon which will give you a partial or a full amount of money back on the purchase price of your product.
81. When buying products buy the products which give you free things attached to the product, like a free beannie baby with a pair of jeans, 2 extra bars of soap with the purchase of 4 bars, buy 2 get 1 FREE, etc. Whatever the bargain is, buy it IF you know you will use it...
80. Take advantage of FREE information by calling a toll free number or by sending away for the free information or details.
79. Take advantage of FREE Advertising in publications which offer FREE Advertising.
78. When ordering products through the mail, take advantage of FREE Postage and handling or Free Shipping & Handling.
77. If someone, some business or some group offers you a FREE brochure on a FREE SERVICE that can save you 1000's of dollars on your home mortgage, by all means, send your name and address for the free information.
76. If someone offers to send you FREE MLM (mail order and marketing leads) with quality names, addresses and phone numbers, then by all means, send you name and address and a #10 S.A.S.E. (Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope)
75. Get paid to give away free pagers. (programming fee required, of course!)
74. If you want to get a FREE CREDIT REPORT and cannot afford one for $3.00 or you don't want to pay for the FREE CREDIT REPORT (because you don't think its important), then send away for a Credit Card and when you get turned down or denied for whatever reason is printed on the denial letter, read the back of your denial letter and find the name and address for the credit agency which denied you the credit card and send them a letter within 30 days requesting a copy of your credit history and it will be free of charge.
73. If you see an ad in the newspaper which says, "FREE 10 Minute Rolling Stone Phone Card," send the coupon in w/ your name, address and phone number and you'll get 10 minutes w/ FREE CALLING anytime and anywhere in the world!
72. Look for dealers whos names are on FREE mailing lists in publications like "Jackpot Magazine" and add those names to your mailing list by sending those people and companies free materials, publications, information, money-making plans and free offers.
71. Add you name to a FREE Mailing List which is mailed FREE to dealers who need new fresh names. These dealers will add you name to their mailing list and snd you free dealership offers, free print and mail offers, free ne program information, free: the most recent ad sheets, the latest multi-level plans, new mail-order ideas and plans, the latest money-making offers, mail order publications and magazines, free mail order and marketing information techniques, etc. etc. By getting your self listed, you'll be able to gain the knowledge you need in order to succeed in your own mail order business.
Sunday, August 31, 2014
I am an Artist living here in Portland, Maine...
This is what I Specialize in...
1. Art - Portfolio Available for Inspection! Please call to make an appointment today!
2. Songwriting - DEMOS AVAILABLE TO RERECORD!
My Pop Songs All Over The Internet (Click link to the left to listen to my Pop Songs online!)
3. Writing: Poetry, Letters, Hard Core/Soft Core Adult Stories Web Address Available
Confessions of A Dirty Man Whore by Maverick Ashley Lenartson (Click link to the left to preview my book online!)
4. Healing: Metaphysical, Spiritual & REIKI Healer (3rd Level)
5. Stand Up, Sit Down & Improv Comedy - Book Available, Signed if you like...
Confessions of A Dirty Man Whore by Ashley Lenartson (Click link to the left to preview my comedy book and laugh your a** off!)
Got Questions??? We Have The Solution You ARE Looking For!
Business Address:
Fun Time Promotional Products UnLtd.*
Maverick Ashley Lenartson
198 Sherwood Street Apt 3
Portland Maine 04103
2077745079 leave US! a message & we'll get back to you...its all in the details...CONSULTANT! I charge a 100 dollars for a Session...
e-mail address
This is what I Specialize in...
1. Art - Portfolio Available for Inspection! Please call to make an appointment today!
2. Songwriting - DEMOS AVAILABLE TO RERECORD!
My Pop Songs All Over The Internet (Click link to the left to listen to my Pop Songs online!)
3. Writing: Poetry, Letters, Hard Core/Soft Core Adult Stories Web Address Available
Confessions of A Dirty Man Whore by Maverick Ashley Lenartson (Click link to the left to preview my book online!)
4. Healing: Metaphysical, Spiritual & REIKI Healer (3rd Level)
5. Stand Up, Sit Down & Improv Comedy - Book Available, Signed if you like...
Confessions of A Dirty Man Whore by Ashley Lenartson (Click link to the left to preview my comedy book and laugh your a** off!)
Got Questions??? We Have The Solution You ARE Looking For!
Business Address:
Fun Time Promotional Products UnLtd.*
Maverick Ashley Lenartson
198 Sherwood Street Apt 3
Portland Maine 04103
2077745079 leave US! a message & we'll get back to you...its all in the details...CONSULTANT! I charge a 100 dollars for a Session...
e-mail address
Maverick Ashley Lenartson in his Office!
*FREE Gift w/ Purchase. Must show proof of purchase thru e-mail or snail mail to redeem! Thank You!
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